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Coexistence

When an alligator climbs out of the water behind your house and you wake up in the morning to a vision of swamp breath condensing on the cool glass of your sliding door, you can slip a choke chain over the creature's snout and lead him around the neighborhood with your Rottweiler in tow for an hour or two after breakfast before someone turns him into a pair of Tony Lama’s, with enough left over for Tommy Choo pumps with matching clutch, and a double wide 36” utility belt. He'd eat you if he could.